If The Brows Don't Split You Must Acquit Unisex t-shirt

Make a bold, bushy statement with this hilarious and subversive design, "If the Brows Don’t Split, You Must Acquit." Featuring striking imagery of thick, unbroken eyebrows, this design riffs on iconic quotes and plays off the public uproar surrounding Luigi Mangione's infamous unibrow versus The Adjuster’s lack thereof. A clever nod to resistance, anti-tyranny, and the absurdity of unjust systems, it’s a call to stand up for truth, fairness, and a good sense of humor.

Whether you’re rallying against oppressive forces, critiquing capitalist absurdities, or just celebrating the power of a well-placed unibrow, this design packs a punch. It's perfect for activists, humorists, and anyone who knows the importance of standing strong—even when the odds (or brows) are stacked against you.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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